The Dentist

May 10 2016
C Dale

So, I have an appointment to get my teeth cleaned this week. Nothing to grit them over right? I’m sure everything will be fine, like last time. I brush. I floss.
I keep my fingers crossed!

Strange thing is, I know for a fact, that my ears have cavities. I’m just not sure if it’s from listening to songs like, “Sugar, Sugar (The Archies), The Candy Man (Sammy Davis Jr.) or Cherry Pie (Warrant), without brushing my teeth. Then there’s that song “Ice Cream”, that I wrote. And the Waitress who is, “Sweeter than the icing on a cinnamon swirl.” Man! How come nobody ever warned us about the effects of ear candy?!