Man! It seems like EVERY year, Christmas sneaks up on me like Grandma’s eggnog! Everything’s beachin’ and suddenly it’s too late to surf the Internet and you’d rather be Humpty Dumpty and fall off the wall, than brave the shopping mall. Is it because the stores stock Christmas decorations before Halloween is even over, thus tricking me into thinking I’ve got plenty of time to eat my treats before I light a fire for Santa?