Archive for September, 2013

Bacon Music

Sep 30 2013
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A few weeks ago, I attended an event called Bacon Fest. Now I’ve been reliving the memories of bacon sushi, bacon candy, bacon vodka and bacon moonshine and it’s bacon me crazy! I knew I loved bacon but this is outta control! Now I’m walking around singing new versions of hit songs like “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” by Elton John & Kiki Dee, “Feel Like Bacon Love” by Bad Company and “Bacon It To The Streets” by The Doobie Brothers. I’m worried that next, I’ll be “Bacon The Law” with Judas Priest.


Sep 24 2013
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Thoughts & Answers:
I find myself in the always interesting position of being interviewed by a music publication. This time, it’s a cover story. Not only will I have to be photographed a thousand times, just to get one semi-flattering pic but, I’ll also be forced to reveal some of my darkest secrets. Like my struggle with Bocce Ball addiction. I also close my eyes when I brush my teeth and I often cry during movies. I can’t help the last one, it’s hereditary! There! Now you know.