Today’s world moves so dang fast, I swear that when I cracked open an egg the other morning, it came out an omelet! I went into an Arby’s and when I walked out it was a Starbucks! I sang karaoke last night and and in the time it took me to shout out the lyric “whoo hoo” from Blur’s “Song 2”, The 21 year-old girl who sang right before me, won American Idol, sold a million CDs and is now dating Charlie Sheen.