…and all through the malls, people were scrambling and climbing the walls. A doll for my sister, a wrench for my dad. Some make-up for mom (have you seen the girls working the make-up counter?!), hey Santa, does checking them out make me bad?! I wish I had a sleigh ride rather than a car. Then I wouldn’t be out of breath ’cause I had to park so far! Soon it’ll all be over and we’ll get back to our lives. Now that I’m broke would you like to be my wife? Once the shopping is over the fun can begin. Sharing time with the family and many a friend. We’re all very lucky to have each other. Even though sometimes we find ourselves saying, “Oh Brother!” So light the fire and raise your glass. If you don’t like Christmas, how ’bout my birthday?!