I’ve done pretty well the last few years with “Big Bad Wolf in Grandma’s Pajamas”, “Bed Bug” and last year’s “Little Orphan Tranny”, which beat out a slew of scantily clad, attractive women for “Sexiest Costume” at a house party I attended. As usual, it’ll come down to the last minute and will be craftily assembled, rather than store bought. That being said, It’s Goodwill to the 99 Cent Store! And does anybody have a Blue Iguana that line dances and whistles “Dixie”, I can borrow?