Confession

Aug 14 2012

I’ve always considered myself a faithful and trustworthy gentleman, so I feel the need to get this off my chest. The cold showers just weren’t cutting it anymore, so I brokedown and started sleeping with a fan. I couldn’t help myself. She’s white but was born in China and is about 5 feet tall. When I turn her on, she knows exactly what to do! I love the way she moves from side to side. If you find yourself getting hot and bothered, like me, I recommend hitting up Wal-Mart, like I did. They have so many fans to choose from, they’ll blow…….your mind.