Beat The Heat

May 17 2012

Heading over to Phoenix, AZ today for a couple shows. Just been informed by my desert dwelling friend that I’ll be stepping off the plane into 104 degrees of pure hotness. Unfortunately, I’m not talking about the physical beauty of the opposite gender here. Now, Mr. Pale Face has to figure out how he is going to combat such extreme natural forces with only the resources he currently possesses. Sunscreen SPF 1,000….check. Speedos and flip flops…check…check. Dressing lightly will also make it easier to get through the security check point at the airport. Hey, maybe if I sing a few lines from Donna Summer’s “Hot Stuff”, along with a few dance moves, the fight attendant might give me eztra peanuts and a full can of soda. RIP Donna Summer. Thanks for making us all dance!