Day 1 is a re-enactment of Thanksgiving Day with all the fixings. The LAST Last Supper! Loosen belt, unbutton top button on pants, let t-shirt hang out to cover it all up.
(note: don’t forget to reverse previous steps before standing up, which could be quite a task in itself, standing up, that is.)
Day 2 thru ??? – It’s all about turkey from here on out! Turkey tacos, turkey soup, turkey sammies, turkey jerky, turkey ice cream, turkey sleeping pills, turkey…turkey…turkey…….
Day ??? to ??? – Slip into a food coma, then wake up 2 days later with a flabby neck, dry beak and a craving for fresh green grass.
Hope You Had A Happy Thanksgiving!