I read a while back that Bob Dylan was in negotiations with a car company to be the voice of their GPS system. I kid you not! Apparently, the only time we CAN’T understand what he’s saying, is when he’s SINGING! Or, maybe it’s for people like me who are looking for an excuse to get lost on their way to the ballet.

Speaking of lost, after watching some episodes of The Osbournes, I’m hoping for a new Ozzy Osbourne version of Rosetta Stone so I can finally figure out what the hell he’s talking about!
“Craaaaaazy, well that’s how it goes…”