Woke up this morning to find an email with the subject line, “Michelle Obama shows her warmer side”. I opened it only to find that the first lady herself, thinks I’m under-endowed and would like to offer her help.
After combing through more emails, apparently, she’s not the only one who feels this way. Some other kind people have taken the time to tell me I should gamble away my life savings online, get hooked on prescription drugs, that CNN & TBS have the perfect home-based job for me and what seems like every employee at UPS (every email I receive has a different senders name), wants to notify me about a package I’m supposed to receive in a matter of days. I’m still waiting!

After an average of 40 emails of this nature, every morning,
I realized something.
MAN, Am I POPULAR!