The shortest month of the year. Only a few Charlie Sheen rehab updates away from being over already. Surprisingly enough though, in such a short time, Feb manages to cram in quite a few interesting observances other than the almighty Valentine’s Day.

For real, February is National Care About Your Indoor Air Month, Pull Your Sofa Off The Wall Month, Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month, Spunky Old Broads Month, International Hoof Care Month and National Condom Month ( I’m assuming that makes Nov. – Low Birth Rate Month).

Weekly observances include: Dump Your Significant Jerk Week, Just Say No To Powerpoint Week, International Flirting Week ( during National Condom Month?! Coincidence?), National Secondhand Wardrobe Week, Build A Better Trade Show Image Week and Texas Cowboy Poetry Week.

Oh, and by the way, TODAY is G.I. Joe Day, Robinson Crusoe Day & Working Naked Day.

February is also Come Out To A Christopher Dale Show Month.
That’s my favorite!